Borrowed Thoughts

 

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.

I mean, life is tough. It takes a lot of your life. What do you get at the end? A death!

What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backward.

You should die first; get it out of the way.

Then you live in and old age home. You get kicked out when you are too young.

You get a gold watch, you go to work.

You work forty years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You do drugs, alcohol, you party and you get ready for high school.

You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating…

and you finish off as an orgasm.”-Carlin

What a life that would be!

 

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